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Killing Sims

Sim killing is fun. Maybe you hate Britney, and you make a Sim like Britney just so you can kill her. Fun. Anyway, because I am a Sim serial killer, I don't just kill my Sims one way. That would be so boring! So I've made a list of original ways you can kill Sims. If you have any more ways, e-mail me and tell me so I can add them :)

• Roast Your Sim: Make sure your Sim doesn't have any cooking skills. Then put them in a room with loads of fireplaces and plants, and get rid of the door. Then tell your Sim to light and relight the fires until they burn to death :)
  Alternatively - Add a bit of interest and place parrots or other animals in the room too (depending on which expansion packs you own).
  
  
• Drown Your Sim: Build a swimming pool, tell your Sim to swim and then remove all ladders. Note: on later expansion packs you can no longer delete ladders if your Sim in is the pool, so alternatively build fences around the ladders so they can't get out ;)
  
  
• Make Your Sim Suffer: Put your Sim in a room and block or remove all exits. Give them nothing at all or something completely useless - like a rug or exercise machine and wait for them to die.
  Alternatively - Do this to all the Sims in your family and take bets on which will die first lol.
  
  
• Electrocution - Fry your Sim by getting them to change a lightbulb (with no mechanical skill) whilst standing in a pool of water (if possible). Might not work with all versions.
  
  
• Death by Rocket - Use the rocket to kill your Sim - only available in Livin' Large/Livin' It Up

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